Just a reminder: be completely honest with
all your answers, I will be consulting Facebook to ensure honesty. Any
false information will automatically nullify any
chance you might have had. Thanks.Also: this application must be filled out in its entirety
in order to be considered for the position that you
are applying. Photographs may sway my opinion
one way or the other, feel free to attach any that
you think may help you gain this position.
all your answers, I will be consulting Facebook to ensure honesty. Any
false information will automatically nullify any
chance you might have had. Thanks.Also: this application must be filled out in its entirety
in order to be considered for the position that you
are applying. Photographs may sway my opinion
one way or the other, feel free to attach any that
you think may help you gain this position.
Basic Information:
Full Legal Name: ___________________________________________
Age: ________
Height: _______
Weight: _______
Eye Color: ______
Natural Hair Color: __________________
Current Hair Color ___________________
Contact Information:
Home Phone: _______________________
Cell Phone: _________________________
E-mail: ____________________________
Knowledgeable Information:
Are you a Man-Whore? (Y / N)
If you are a Man-Whore, how long have you been such? ____________________
Have you ever had a sex change? (Y / N)
Are you confident with the size of your anatomy? (Y / N)
Do you possess any venereal diseases? (Y / N)
If so, how many, and list them in alphabetical order: ___________________________________________________________________
Do you smoke? (Y / N)
If so, how often? ______________________________________
Do you drink? (Y / N)
If so, how often? ______________________________________
Do you use illegal substances? (Y / N)
If so, how often, and list them in alphabetical order: ____________________________________________________________________
Do you have kids? (Y /N)
If so, how many, and by how many different mothers:______________________________
Do you currently have a source of income? (Y / N)
Do you live with your parents? (Y / N)
If not, describe your current living situation: ____________________________________________________________________
Do you have a history of mental illness? (Y / N)
Have you ever cheated on a "significant other"? (Y / N)
Do you cook? (Y / N)
Do you clean? (Y / N)
Do you give aromatherapy massages? (Y / N)
Do you have any siblings? (Y / N)
If so, how many, and state their ages and sex: ___________________________________
Do you have a religion? (Y / N)
If so, describe: _________________________________________________________
Do you have a political persuasion? (Y / N)
If so, describe: _________________________________________________________
Do you have any piercings? (Y / N)
If so, where: __________________________________________________________
Do you have any tattoos? (Y / N)
If so, where: __________________________________________________________
Do I have to worry about any bitch-ass ex-girlfriend of yours wanting to shank me? (Y / N)
List your three favorite genres of music, from most favorite to least favorite:
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Further Evaluation:
What is your idea of a perfect date, in three sentences or less: ____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
List special skills that would assist you in being given this position:
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
What do you want out of a relationship, in three sentences or less:
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
Best relationship experience?
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
Worst relationship experience?
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
Explain your views on the phrase "Bros Before Hoes", in three sentences or less:
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
Relationship Background:
List your past three relationships, starting with the most recent
Start Date:
End Date:
Emotionally Successful? (Y / N)
Start Date:
End Date:
Emotionally Successful? (Y / N)
Start Date:
End Date:
Emotionally Successful? (Y / N)
References:
Please supply three references (preferably attractive males between the ages of 20-26):
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
I hereby certify that the information given by me in this application is true to my knowledge, and I give the authorized person(s) permission to verify it by any means deemed appropriate. I understand that by filling out this form and submitting it for review, I still may stand no chance in hell.
Date:____________ Signature: _____________________
Age: ________
Height: _______
Weight: _______
Eye Color: ______
Natural Hair Color: __________________
Current Hair Color ___________________
Contact Information:
Home Phone: _______________________
Cell Phone: _________________________
E-mail: ____________________________
Knowledgeable Information:
Are you a Man-Whore? (Y / N)
If you are a Man-Whore, how long have you been such? ____________________
Have you ever had a sex change? (Y / N)
Are you confident with the size of your anatomy? (Y / N)
Do you possess any venereal diseases? (Y / N)
If so, how many, and list them in alphabetical order: ___________________________________________________________________
Do you smoke? (Y / N)
If so, how often? ______________________________________
Do you drink? (Y / N)
If so, how often? ______________________________________
Do you use illegal substances? (Y / N)
If so, how often, and list them in alphabetical order: ____________________________________________________________________
Do you have kids? (Y /N)
If so, how many, and by how many different mothers:______________________________
Do you currently have a source of income? (Y / N)
Do you live with your parents? (Y / N)
If not, describe your current living situation: ____________________________________________________________________
Do you have a history of mental illness? (Y / N)
Have you ever cheated on a "significant other"? (Y / N)
Do you cook? (Y / N)
Do you clean? (Y / N)
Do you give aromatherapy massages? (Y / N)
Do you have any siblings? (Y / N)
If so, how many, and state their ages and sex: ___________________________________
Do you have a religion? (Y / N)
If so, describe: _________________________________________________________
Do you have a political persuasion? (Y / N)
If so, describe: _________________________________________________________
Do you have any piercings? (Y / N)
If so, where: __________________________________________________________
Do you have any tattoos? (Y / N)
If so, where: __________________________________________________________
Do I have to worry about any bitch-ass ex-girlfriend of yours wanting to shank me? (Y / N)
List your three favorite genres of music, from most favorite to least favorite:
-
-
-
Further Evaluation:
What is your idea of a perfect date, in three sentences or less: ____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
List special skills that would assist you in being given this position:
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
What do you want out of a relationship, in three sentences or less:
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
Best relationship experience?
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
Worst relationship experience?
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
Explain your views on the phrase "Bros Before Hoes", in three sentences or less:
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
Relationship Background:
List your past three relationships, starting with the most recent
Start Date:
End Date:
Emotionally Successful? (Y / N)
Start Date:
End Date:
Emotionally Successful? (Y / N)
Start Date:
End Date:
Emotionally Successful? (Y / N)
References:
Please supply three references (preferably attractive males between the ages of 20-26):
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
I hereby certify that the information given by me in this application is true to my knowledge, and I give the authorized person(s) permission to verify it by any means deemed appropriate. I understand that by filling out this form and submitting it for review, I still may stand no chance in hell.
Date:____________ Signature: _____________________
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